Subject: [NEXTEL-1] Fwd: Engineer gags

From: Marcel <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 14:09:47 -0500

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From: David Alexander <[email-masked]>
Subject: Engineer gags

How many first year engineering students does it take to change a light
bulb?
 
None. That's a second year subject.

How many second year engineering students does it take to change a light
bulb?
 
One, but the rest of the class copies the report.

How many third year engineering students does it take to change a light
bulb?
 
"Will this question be in the final examination?"

How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
 
None. They simply redefine darkness as the industry standard.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
 
Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with 
the old one for the next 10,000 years.

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