Subject: [NEXTEL-1] personal communications

From: Marcel <[email-masked]>
Date: Thu, 28 Nov 2002 14:12:14 -0500

-------- Original Message --------
From: David Alexander <[email-masked]>
Subject:  personal communications

A guy walks into a bar and sits down. After a few minutes, he starts
dialing
numbers... like a telephone...but on the back of his hand. He then flips
his
hand over, and starts talking into the palm of his hand.
 
The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood
and
he doesn't need any trouble from weirdoes here.
 
The guy says, "You don't understand. I'm very hi-tech.I had a phone
installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular."
 
The bartender says, "Prove it!", so the guy dials up a number and hands
his
hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on
a
brief conversation.
 
"That's incredible," says the bartender, "I would never have believed
it!
 
"Yeah," said the guy, "I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you
name
it. By the way, where is the men's room?"
 
The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in, and
5,10,20
minutes go by, and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst, given the
violence
in the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. The guy is
spread-eagle against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a
roll
of toilet paper shoved up his butt.
 
"What the hell!" said the bartender. "Did the locals rob you? Are you
hurt?"
 
The guy casually turns around, and says: "No, I'm OK. I'm just waiting
for a
fax."

_______________________________
David Alexander M.INSTIS
Global Infrastructure Director
Bookham Technology plc
Tel:  +44 (0) 1327 356264
Mobile: +44 (0) 7799 881284
Fax: +44 (0) 1327 356775
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