Subject: O:R:D:E:R:C:O:N:F:I:R:M:E:D

From: "Dr. O. Lund" <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 28 Jun 2005 11:25:59 -0400

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While we are postponing, life speeds by. I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. No elected body is the country, we are the country. You and me. Us. It can only stay that way as long as we care to keep it so. What lies behind us and what lies before us, are only small matters compared to what lies within us. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life. It is the tree's way of being. Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. Drinking provides a beautiful excuse to pursue the one activity that truly gives me pleasure -- hooking up with fat, hairy girls. It's kind of fun to do the impossible. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. This book fills a much-needed gap. The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault. Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Do, or do not. There is no 'try'. Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it Reduce the complexity of life by eliminating the needless wants of life, and the labors of life reduce themselves. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? We have art to save ourselves from the truth. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long after he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money - but long on hugs. I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless enigma that is made terrible by our own mad attempt to interpret it as though it had an underlying truth. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. If you are going through hell, keep going. Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a shp, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity. We have only this moment, sparkling like a star in our hand and melting like a snowflake. It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create it herself. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called 'Ego'. I'll moider da bum. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. Give me a museum and I'll fill it. Grove giveth and Gates taketh away. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same. Who so loves believes the impossible. All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed Third, it is accepted as being self-evident. Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.