Subject: My friend got BANNED from a bar for doing this

From: "Bill Quintana" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 11 Aug 2017 12:16:26 -0400

Good morning,

Today I wanted to share with you one of my favorite moments from South Park - this is a scene where Eric Cartman helps Jimmy the handicapped kid seduce a girl before the upcoming talent show.

Now you are probably thinking, What can a fat, foul-mouthed cartoon character teach me about hooking up??

The reality is that Cartman actually gets it right with the exception of one horrible misstep right before Jimmy closes the deal.

So skip on over to todays video...
I'm going to break down Eric Cartman's 3 steps to getting laid
and then im going to show you the alternate close Jimmy and Cartman SHOULD have used to get what he REALLY wanted from Shauna

Check it out now

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some oars, Bert. Thats sothere is a boat exclaimed the older Bobbsey . I der whose it can be? But they did not learn at once, for the next day, when they all went to the caveincluding Mr. and Mrs. Bobbseythe boat was not there. Somebody untied it and took it away, said Freddie, as he pointed out the rock to which he had made fast the rope. Are you sure you tied it tightly? asked his father. Yep. I made the same kind of knot you showed me, and Freddie told how he had done it. Flossie, too, was sure her brother had fastened the boat properly. Well, then somebodys been here in the cave, said Bert. Say, its a big place, Daddy158 Cant we get asked Helen as soon as she had taken off her hat in the tent and had gone outside to play with the two small Bobbsey twins.161 CHAPTER XV THE DOLLS DRESS Havent you got your lost doll back yet? asked Freddie, as he moved over on a board, nailed between two trees, to make room for Helen to sit down between him and Flossie. No,
I havent found Mollie, answered the little , who had come to visit her friends. I guess shes a gypsy by this time. Helen, are you sure a gypsy man took your doll? asked Nan, who had been sent out by her mother to see if the little ones were all right. Yes, Im sure, answered Helen. I left her in the yard; and, besides, didnt Johnnie Marsh and me both see the gypsy man runnin off with her? Well, maybe it did happen that way, said Nan. But what makes you think we might have seen that gypsy man here, Helen?162 Cause Johnnie Marsh said gypsies were camped on Blueberry a lantern and see where it goes to back there, and he motioned to the dark part. Some time, maybe, but not now, said Mr. Bobbsey, who, with his wife, had walked along the island path to the cave while the rode in the goat wagon. I didnt know there was a cave on Blueberry Island. I dont believe many persons know it is here. But the boat might belong to some of the berry pickers, and they hunted for it until they found it. Did the blueberry pickers make the funny noise in the cave? asked Flossie. I dont know, replied her father. I dont hear any noise now. I presume it was only the wind. Mr. Bobbsey and Bert, lighting matches, went a short way back into the cave, but they could see very little, and the s father said they would look again some other day. But, along together. Down this way, he said. See the path? Certainly there was a path leading away from the cave, but Freddie did not stop to think it might lead somewhere else than to Twin Camp. It was a nice, smooth path, though, and
he and Flossie set out along it not at all worried. Im hungry, said the little , and I want to get home as soon as I can. Im hungry, too, Freddie said. Well soon be home. But the might not have reached the camp soon, only that a little later they heard their names called in the wood, and, answering, they found Nan and Bert looking for them in the goat wagon drawn by Whisker. Where in the world have you been? asked Bert of his little brother and sister. Oh, answered Freddie, weve been out in a boat and in a cave and we only had the little grasped her brother by the arm and cried: Hark Did you hear that? What? asked Freddie. A noise, like something growling Freddie looked back over his shoulder into the dark part of the cave. Then, speaking as boldly as possible, he answered: I didnt hear it. Anyhow, I guess it was the wind. Come on, well go home Are we going back in the boat? Flossie asked. I guess not, Freddie replied. Itll be154 rough out on the lakeit always is after a storm. We
can walk down the path to our camp. Besides, this isnt our boat. Maybe it belongs here and wed better leave it. Then youd better tie it, said Flossie. She and her brother had been told something of the care of boats, and one rule their father had given them was always to tie a boat when they got out of