Subject: Matchless Rx

From: "Doctor J. Jacob" <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 01 Feb 2005 06:07:22 -0800

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ing that cannot be healed by love. There is nothing but love. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. The best proof of love is trust. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life.  It is the tree's way of being.  Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. I would like to believe when I die that I have given myself away like a tree that sows seed every spring and never counts the loss, because it is not loss, it is adding to future life.  It is the tree's way of being.  Strongly rooted perhaps, but spilling out its treasure on the wind. The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! Your
 living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. The game of life is not so much in holding a good hand as playing a poor hand well. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. Who so loves believes the impossible. Love is life. And if you miss love, you miss life. A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. Autumn is the time when seasons merge because of bare necessity. Books are the shoes with which we tread the footsteps of great minds. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place. A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love. It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I h
ave six children and no theories. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. No matter what looms ahead, if you can eat today, enjoy today, mix good cheer with friends today enjoy it and bless God for it. Your living is determined not so much by what life brings to you as by the attitude you bring to life; not so much by what happens to you as by the way your mind looks at what happens. Take away love and our earth is a tomb. No dictator, no invader, can hold an imprisoned population by force of arms forever. There is no greater power in the universe than the need for freedom. Against that power, governments and tyrants and armies cannot stand. Solitude, if rightly used, becomes not only a privilege but a necessity. Only a superficial soul fears to fraternize with itself. A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea. An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. I 
discovered I always have choices and sometimes it's only a choice of attitude. You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer. All right, Brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -- so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer. True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable. Why is it drug addicts and computer afficionados are both called users? Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a ... brain operation. Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you. Not because they are nice, but because you are. Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? It's not that chocolates are a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. Chocolate is, let's face it, far more reliable than a man. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us.