Subject: advanced wrinkle reduction

From: Oz Show Skin Secret <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 26 Aug 2014 12:59:50 -0700

DocOz Show Skin Special
Did Ellen get Surgery to save her marriage?

DocOz took a closer look at all the TV Appearances of Ellen Degeneres' .....
He sent out a team to see what was behind her glow.

See Ellen's Selfies Here: http://www.ereaw.com/ellen/august/selfie.html

So did she get Surgery? 

NO, and she did it in less than 1 month to get ready for the show's next season.
She couldn't take the chance of having scars. 
Heres the explanation for this insane transformation

/ http://www.ereaw.com/ellen/august/selfie.html

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