Subject: My brow unfurrowed, my shoulders untensed, and I could finally enjoy myself in the comfort of my own home, with my loving wife.

From: "Skinner" <[email-masked]>
Date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:42:32 +0200

CDPN Moves To Corners GPS Market In China!

China Datacom Corp.
Sym: CDPN
Close: $0.065

CDPN announced Friday that is has acquired all outstanding shares of
General Link Information Systems, Chinas only GPS vehicle monitoring and
management system. GPS systems are huge; controlling that market is even
bigger. Read the news and get on CDPN first thing Monday!

I cheated, and turned in two sets of predictions. Don't shatter my
world, damn you!
Here are a few vegetatative adventures we've encountered so far:
Rutabagas: I never knew what a rutabaga was. If we hire the graphics
designer now. You might as well fill his IV bag full of rendered pig
chub and get on with the funeral.
'There's no poopy food here.