Subject: This is want most men need

From: "Doctor Murray" <[email-masked]>
Date: Sat, 05 Mar 2005 05:29:11 -0800

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a philosopher. In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is. The Eskimo has fifty-two names for snow because it is important to them; there ought to be as many for love. There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult. Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right. I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means. There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. Everything in excess! To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites. Moderation is for monks. I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon. It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. Try not to become a man of success but rather to become a man of value. A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both. When ideas fail, words come in very handy. If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.The quality of the moment is more important than the number of our days. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Perfec
tion is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. The man who says I told you so is making an excuse for not expressing his position clearly in the first place. When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the problem. Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Egotist: a person more interested in himself than in me. Of cheerfulness, or a good temper - the more it is spent, the more of it remains. Success usually comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems. When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough? If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome. I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die. Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind. Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth. Treat people as if they were what they ought to be, and you help them to become what they are capable of being. A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes. Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol. I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. He is o
ne of those people who would be enormously improved by death. It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity. A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion. If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. I'll sleep when I'm dead. Sometimes when reading Goethe I have the paralyzing suspicion that he is trying to be funny. The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel. He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. Compassion alone stands apart from the continuous traffic between good and evil proceeding within us. When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you. Always listen to experts. They'll tell you what can't be done, and why. Then do it. The Babylon project was our last, best hope for peace. .. It failed. .. But in the year of the Shadow war it became something greater: our last, best hope .. for victory. The year is 2260, the place: Babylon 5.Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right. Love is the beauty of the soul. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there? If you find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere.