Subject: {FWD} {HUMOR} RE: Special Pants! delivery

From: "Chris R. Evans" <[email-masked]>
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 15:24:20 +0800

enjoy :-) 

-tkp 
<B>[http://home.earthlink.net/~teknopup]</B>
-On 12/16/1998,  ang@my-dejanews tuned the radio for -Special Pants! deliv

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I've just received this list of lines from the Star Wars trilogy which
have been" improved" by the cunning replacement of a key-word with the
word "pants". See what you think

1) We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down.
2) The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it
   counts.
3) I find your lack of pants disturbing.
4) These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe.  I suggest we
   use it.
5) Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!
6) General Veers, prepare your pants for a surface assault.
7) I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
8) TK-421...Why aren't you in your pants?
9) Lock the door.  And hope they don't have pants.
10) You are unwise to lower your pants.
11) She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down
    to retrieve them.
13) You look strong enough to pull the pants off a Gundark.
14)  Luke...Help me take...these pants off.
15) Great, Chewie, great.  Always thinking with your pants.
16) That blast came from those pants.  That thing's operational!
17) A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence
    of my old master.
18) Don't worry.  Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more
    heavily guarded than this. (my particular favourite)
19) Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness..
20) Your pants betray you. Your feelings for them are strong. Especially
    one...your sister!
21) Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the
    first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.
22) Yeah, well short pants are better than no pants at all, Chewie.
23) Attention.  This is Lando Calrissian.  The Empire has taken control
    of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.
24) I cannot teach him.  The boy has no pants.
25) You came in those pants?  You're braver than I thought.
26) Yessss.  The hate is swelling in your pants.

Ang - e-mail [email-masked]
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