Subject: cockeyed breezy

From: "Valentine" <[email-masked]>
Date: Tue, 24 Apr 2007 10:27:26 +0200

It seemed like it never ended.
I was with a group and we were discussing which path we should follow when a large magpie landed on my head. He began visualizing odd magpies flying around and shitting in peoples mouths as well as big stinking mules blowing out noxious, poisonous gasses everywhere.
The watchmaker is introducing a new line of watches known as the DNA of Famous Legends, and their first watches are based on the Titanic. (We've even used his comics here a few times)Which makes today's newspaper full of good and bad news.
In fact, it is a oblate spheroid - meaning that due to it's rotation, the equator bulges out a little. Those cold winds blow off the lake and make your mini-skirt and platform high heels feel mighty uncomfortable.
I did not wake up for weeks, or so it seemed.